Total Medals Earned: 489 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,085 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/95 points)
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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Medals Earned: 247/250 (1,235/1,250 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/40 points)
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (45/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Collect every single achievement!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (90/500 points)
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Get a 3x multikill
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Burn someone to a crisp
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
